My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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