btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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