apparently the secret to your success is patron
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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