She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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