Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize
