You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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