You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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