Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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