I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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