If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
There r osticjed everywhere
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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