In America we eat man semen.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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