But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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