Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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