pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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