i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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