Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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