She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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