If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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