So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Your cock deserves a montage
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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