Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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