I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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