People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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