We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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