I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I want to be your penis for a week.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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