We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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