My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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