Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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