i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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