So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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