He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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