i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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