is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
NoShamevember. You game?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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