.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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