Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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