i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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