I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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