in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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