Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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