i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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