So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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