Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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