I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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