May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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