Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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