no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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