it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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