But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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