question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
There are leaves in my underwear?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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