I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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