i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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