He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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