I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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