chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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