I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I deserve this hangover.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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