marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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