No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just invented taco cereal.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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