i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
my poor anus
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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